I found this amusing item in this month's JCR magazine where court reporters send in their hilarious transcripts and the funny things that they hear.10 THINGS COURT REPORTERS HATE TO HEAR:
10. "Let me know if that bothers you."
9. "My reporter gives me that for free."
8. "You knew this was going to be an overnight expedite, right?"
7. "How soon can I have this without being charged for an expedite?"
6. "Doctor, what schools did you attend in Pakistan?"
5. "Didn't our office call to cancel?"
4. "You don't mind working through lunch, do you?"
3. "We can put the exhibit labels on later."
2. "We're going to try to do this without an interpreter."
And, finally, number 1. "I HAVE JUST ONE MORE QUESTION"!
Yes, I knew you would enjoy those tidbits.
8. "You knew this was going to be an overnight expedite, right?"
ReplyDeleteInsert yelling and screaming here.
2. "We're going to try to do this without an interpreter."
Two Words: Tripod Therapy.
1. "I HAVE JUST ONE MORE QUESTION"!
(Puts that in the record since they said it)