Just for Grins

I was browsing through the latest JCR magazine this afternoon and noticed the Just for Grins page where court reporters send in their funny transcript excerpts.

I thought I'd share a couple of them here:

KNOW YOUR MEDICATIONS!
Q. What medications are you on?
A. They have me on Lasix.
Q. Lasix is a diuretic?
A. No, it's to make you go to the bathroom to get
the fluid out of your body.
Q. Right. Okay.

WHO'S ON FIRST?
Q. What doctor did he see next?
A. Doctor Doctor.
Q. His name is actually Doctor Doctor?
A. Yes.
Q. How is it you came to find this physician?
A. Referred from the ER.
Q. Where?
A. Ware.
MR. ATTORNEY: This is getting to be like who's on first.
This is ridiculous.