It's time again for Just for Grins. This is from the section of the JCR magazine where court reporters send in their funny transcript excerpts.
GOOD ANSWER!
Q. When is your birthday?
A. December 1st.
Q. What year?
A. Every year.
THE SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER
The witness was an 18-year-old senior in high school. The questioning attorney has an 18-year-old son who was also a senior.
Q. You're not married; are you?
A. No. No way.
Q. You have no children?
A. No. Gosh. No. that would be awful.
ATTORNEY: You don't know the first of it.
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